angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

TAURUS: dirt
GEMINI: ether
CANCER: paper
LEO: hair
VIRGO: milk
LIBRA: blood
SCORPIO: cement
SAGITTARIUS: meat
CAPRICORN: grass
AQUARIUS: marrow
PISCES: whiskey
ARIES: bone

21 October 2014  /  4,829 notes
Tagged #grass, #more like grASS,

gethinblake:

every time someone puts a “why can’t we all get along” post in the tjlc tag i’m literally amazed like funnily enough no i’m not incredibly interested in people who send me and my friends abusive messages and try to demolish queer readings that have been legally banned for years and continue to be in parts of the world where people can be incarcerated or worse for their sexuality, i know that may be hard for a 5-year-old brain to grasp but there it is

21 October 2014  /  41 notes
Tagged #wank,

awsh00t:

*vampires rly hard*

HEY SO GUESS WHAT
Dracula opens on FRIDAY so if you happen to live near/around Menlo-Atherton high school you should definitely come with your friends to see that show!!!

Showtimes are as follows:
October 24, 25, 29, 30, and November 1 at 7:30pm
***October 31st HALLOWEEN MATINEE at 3:30pm***

Plz come and see choclateymoose and I be creepy as hell